OK, here is the story that if anyone tops, they might be coming home in a body bag. This is like stuff you read on myassholefriends.com "I'cant believe that you would be that stupid".
WARNING: Parents who have weak stomachs, or cant think that their kids would do something like this please go on to the next post. For those of you that like funny drunk stupid humor read on. KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
*The names have been kept the same to protect the morons.
Thurday night, as you all know, was a night that I felt bad. Since the stores here are all so well equipped. This one that most of my friends were going to has beer, wine, and ice cream. Since my throat was sore as hell, a big bowl of ice cream or two actually sounded really good. So I got to socialize for about an hour and eat ice cream which felt really good. I came home about 10:30-11:00 ish and went right to bed. My one roomate Kris* came home about 2 ish, and about 400 I got up to go to the bathroom and noticed that Bryan* had not come yet. However, I remembered that he was talking to a coed classmate and had maybe been dicussing some class items really late. I went back to bed and about 600am he bursts in the door limping, and says "Boys, I know it is 600am, but this is worth waking up for." He Continues:
So, after walking back to the compound that night after the bar, a coed classmate Ellison, wanted to go for a walk and wanted someone to go with her. Bryan volunteered, and they started walking through the town. They came accross a park that was gated, but had some really good views of the city. They decided to jump the fence. They jumped the fence and walked around, soon it started to drizzle. This turned into a light rain when they got back to the fence. Bryan helped Ellison Over, and then started to make his way over. As he was climbing, he realized that he was in sandals, and they were getting a little damp. He started to climb over and actually said "Boy if I slip, I am in a world of hurt." Now you see what is building here folks, cause they don't have chain link fences in Europe. They have midevil style, black, gothic looking fences with pointed tips. I believe they are made to keep people either out or in, anyway...moving on.
It is at this point in saying he needs to be careful that his foot slips out of his sandal. He falls directly on a spike with his tailbone. This punctures him, and then slides back towards his rear end. Of course he yells, and trys to right himself. He does life himself off of the fence, and was able to get down, except now his shorts were covered in blood. Ellison freaks out, and thinks he is going to die (decent assumption). Anyway, she assisted him to a nearby house (I got onton her about that later), where he layed on the ground, and doesnt remember much else. She woke up the people in the house, and they promptly called (whatever the equivelent to 9-1-1 is over here) ....I should probably learn that, hmm....anyway: So an Ambulance came and took them both to the hospital, where he got alot of fluids. He woke up in the doggy style position on a table, with two doctors and a nurse trying to stitch him up.
They placed him on a bunch of antibiotics and painkillers and sent him home. That is when he came busting into our room at 600 in the morning. Keep in mind this is my roomate.
So from my point of view, I kinda felt bad. The one time I could have been helpful on this trip, I was too far away to do any good. I also said when he came into the room at 6 limping, "What did she or he do to you?"...so I felt kinda bad when I heard the real story. He is doing better now. He did go the hospital in Florence because his brusing was getting worse. I gave him the Nurse McCormick orders of "Take it easy, or you will never get better." Well, he didnt listen and did a lot of walking and sightseeing that day...which ended up in that trip to the hospital with increased bruising. He is going to go at it really slowly this week and try and recover. Hopefully be back to near good next weekend.
Like I said, if someone can top that...it might be something worth seeing.
I will update you on Florence, and the weekend when I get some more energy. Talk to you later.
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